Keys' thoughts on band names and my screwing around on Friendster got me thinking that if I were in a band, it would be called "The Furies" or "Socrates's Toga". Our set would consist of covers of "Common People", "Purple Rain", "Gimme the Loot" and "A Love Supreme". Our lead singer and guitarist would be a woman - a fiery redhead. Our keyboardist would be a Japanese jazz-pianist. Our bassist would be a goofy white guy, he'd be at least 6'5'' and prone to injuring himself. I would play the drums and rap on "Gimme the Loot". We would wear togas. And we would be too cool to talk to the other bands. Sorry, that's just how we would be. And I'd have to get "THUG LIFE" tatted on my chest. That's the one tattoo that I've always thought would be inexplicably awesome. But I'd have to get a Bowflex and commit some felonies before I could pull that one off.  ¶ 10:38 PM